Charlie Sheen Is My Hero

I never knew this, but Charlie Sheen is out of his mind. Or is he? I always figured he just loved to party harder than anyone on Earth. Either way he's hitting the peak of his career giving sensational interviews to every media outlet in existence. People will be quoting him for a while with all the material he's spewed. The best part is that it's all about winning, and nobody wins like Charlie Sheen.

Sites have been popping up all over the place serving up quotes from his interviews. I did some searching for domain names that were up for sale and it's hard to find any available that involve combinations of his name and "winning." Perhaps a better one is Live the Sheen Dream. Same format, but better quotes and more random. There's also the genius Sheen Family Circus. For some of the best quotes in more of a list format, check out these from his Howard Stern interview on FilmDrunk, or perhaps this top 25 from the L.A. Times.

It would be hard to pick out a motto for all of this, but I think this is about as good as it gets: "The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning." Who can't take that and use it for everything? Sheen has become so much bigger than himself. He's so far gone that most of what he's been saying has made no sense. I commend him for that. I would say it's probably too late to save him.

Should I be concerned for the man? No. He's there for my entertainment and there's nothing I could do for him anyway. In fact, I think he's having the time of his life, the jokes on you. The other option is that he's crying out for someone to save him, but people better not force the issue, because you don't want to pick a fight with a warlock. I've become convinced that nobody wants to win more than Charlie Sheen, and that is why he's my hero. He has one speed: Go.